The Mother of Inventions...

At this point, the jury is still out on what is causing my current breathing difficulties. Maybe it's something that can be wiped out by a strong course of antibiotics, or perhaps some steroids. Could be I just need someone with a really loud voice to sneak up behind me and shout "BOO!" By this time next week, I should know more.

For now, the fact remains that at my last visit with my faithful and trustworthy Dr. Pulmonologist, he pointed out that I was "qualified" for my very own Oxygen canister. If you are one of my regular readers -- and I no longer speculate how many millions of you there actually are -- you know that this has caused me no little concern...Primarily because the mental image of me trying to deal with an unweildy can of air attached to my nose by a rubber tube while trying to remain light on my feet and keep my knees bent is just too pathetic! Adorable little twirly skirt or not -- It's time for me to go pro-active!

The OxyBra by Kate 10/08 MSN Paint

Of course there's a Patent Pending, so don't even think about it!